June 2013
yeah its true 5aleeji guys are full of themselves w shayfeen 7alhom zyadeh 3an lzoom, bas yil3an 3omri ana!!! i mean have you seen Omar Borkan al Gala? too bad im sure he’s extremely pretentious and an overall asshole.. i mean who wouldn’t be with looks like that?
Hey it’s that guy who got deported from Saudi Arabia for being too handsome.
I mean come on Arab handsome-police. My former country of residence creates a whole division of para-military sexy-time regulators and they clearly get it all wrong?
Let’s be real, probably disproportionately armed, man-candy determination squadron. What gives, why am I not in a secret prison?
canon jesus is way cooler than fanon jesus
canon jesus was a sassy middle eastern guy who literally said “did i fucking stutter” and hung out with prostitutes
fanon jesus is just some boring white guy who sits around hugging lambs
Just be careful who you say that around. His fandom has literally killed people for disagreeing with their head-canon.
I just found out Joss Whedon adapted Shakespeare.
Too excited. Will blog more later.
It's been a while since I've felt like writing a poem.
Like years. But stay tuned. It might be coming.
