In a few days I will have been alive for a quarter of a century.
And I just liked a status on Facebook that exclaimed, “Divorce hearing all done!!”
If I didn’t feel old yet…
Just now, I had a thought that immediately elicited a somber, somewhat disgruntled reaction.
I wondered whether I should change my facebook info from showing my hometown (Dhahran, Saudi Arabia), to my birthplace (San José, CA).
Is it paranoia? Is it defeatism? Or is it pragmatism?
Brown-nosing the brown guy: it’s escalating
Ha, so I came in this morning and a coworker had left a full bag of Zeke’s beans on my desk, which are totally my favorite.
A short while ago someone different handed me a Starbucks gift card and said, “Bro… I appreciate you for everything you do… bro.”
I am totally okay with this trend.
Espresso machine next? :P
Heh, so no espresso machine, but today’s haul consists of three pounds of personally hunted, professionally butchered venison (complete with a freakin kill date… so fresh, so clean) and an absurd amount of special ordered, free-range chicken breasts.
What.
This is fantastic.
Brown-nosing the brown guy: it’s escalating
Ha, so I came in this morning and a coworker had left a full bag of Zeke’s beans on my desk, which are totally my favorite.
A short while ago someone different handed me a Starbucks gift card and said, “Bro… I appreciate you for everything you do… bro.”
I am totally okay with this trend.
Espresso machine next? :P
Hey Cumberbatch, guess who’s seeing Star Trek two days before it’s released?

Correct. THIS GUY!
Ladies and gentlemen,
I would just like to point out that I’m about to run a few miles…
to Hooters.
Inane thoughts of the day:
Today marks my first go at wearing some slim-tailored pants for dudes.
You know, since I’m a slim dude who wears pants.
So… verdict?
They feel so strange but looks so good.
Spanish musica blasting to the max.
And too impatient to wait for a new knee brace.
I’m ready to go wreck some ligaments right about…… now!
Just reminiscing about the time that Saudi was home with some help from Google Images.
Kimchi Chronicles, booze, and helping out with some resume work-shopping.
A weirdly cathartic combination.
I recently came to the conclusion that I should find a more business-casual alternative to my ski jackets for combating the winter chill. So after years of feeling fairly apathetic towards pea coats, I’ve decided to get this guy by Black Rivet. I dig the arrow pocket trim, it makes me feel better about not being as cookie-cutter.
Oh, and I figured I’d need a scarf to keep my neck cozy, so I got one of those too. Same herringbone as the wallet I got off Etsy and it’s cashmere blend— that’ll do.
One sentence email from my boss:
“Remove the ‘Vote’ icon from your signature. It is not compliant.”
At least he spelled ‘compliant’ correctly this time.
What a guy.
